Today I am going to tell you a true story. None of the characters in this story are anyone you know so there is no need to feel uncomfortable if something less than flattering is said...
Once upon a time there was a beautiful baby girl born to wonderful parents. She was well loved, being doted upon by her wonderful sisters. She grew in grace and beauty day by day. She continued her life in happiness until one unfortunate day a small boy pinched her at church. This began an experiment of her own-PINCHING! Such fun. She had many wonderful qualities despite her pinching. She was a social butterfly always saying hi to everyone she knew (and everyone she didn’t know). She was a beautiful child with dimples and curls all around her head (except the top of course!). One night (on a night quite like tonight), when the girl was not quite sixteen months old, her dear mother was giving her a bath. The girl wanted the soap but the very wise mother knew that if she got soap in her eyes it would sting. The little girl proceeded to get angry and tried to hit the mother to get her way. This had no effect on the mother. Seeming to have a change of heart, the small girl puckered up and wanted a kiss. The mother thought the little girl was just going to try to love her up to get her way. That was ok with her. Who turns down free baby loves? So the mother came in for a kiss and when she got about an inch away she was given her reward. A full on, angry slap across the face.
Sigh...
I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time. She cracks me up. I am so grateful you had her for me. When is the next little spit-fire coming along?
ReplyDeleteLove ya!
Holy cow! That girls feisty! Good luck with her :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! I loved the build up in the story. I just love you Rachel, you make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteLet's get together soon. I've missed ya!
Looking at the lower picture of Olivia I think I can see fangs just below her lip. They are very small, but they probably retract when not in use.
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